Saturday, December 19, 2009

Experts Agree - PCYO's Jazz Brothers are Adults Disguised as Kids


Police attempt to get a statement from PCYO Director Camille Barnes

"There's no other way to explain it," says Gina Ramsey, shaking her head, "Kids just don't sound like that." In fact, after PCYO's 2009 Christmas Concert was over, guests began circulating rumors that the music was rigged, and that grown-ups were only pretending to be kids during the PCYO Jazz Brothers segment to make PCYO appear superior to all other youth orchestras.

"That is ridiculous," argues Camille Barnes, PCYO's director. "Of course PCYO's Jazz Brothers are children. This is what people actually sound like when they practice!"

People remain skeptical, including L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa. "I cannot confirm nor deny the rumors. I was not at the show, but we will launch a full-blown investigation to ensure that PCYO remains an honest and credible service to the citizens of California."
Is Camille Barnes lying to protect PCYO's integrity, or are the PCYO Jazz Brothers truly an extremely talented group that practices regularly?

PCYO Assistant Director Robert Regan could not be reached for comment.

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